Studying Calvin’s Game: Initial Reflections

Player Stats:
- 7lbs. 14oz.
- 20.75 in.
- 9.9 “Apgar” All American

Points of Strength:
- Crazy Kung-Fu Finger Grip (linebacker size w/ corner like speed)
- All World Eater, Sleeper, and Snuggler
- Intense (almost lethal) suction action.
- A howling cry that stops the defense in its tracts. Once the point has been awarded the debilitating cry is thankfully withdrawn out of pity for the losers (parents).
- Appears to gain strength as the evening wears. (the guy plays all 4 quarters, tremendous "motor")

Chief Interests:
- Being swaddled
- Being held tight
- Mom